The Fault In My Diet.
- MOM: will you go out tonight and party with your friends or stay home and eat meatballs alone again?
- ME: meatballs
- MOM: please go out I want grandchildren
i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
I made a time lapse of my new memory foam pillow expanding because I have too much time on my hands.
Anonymous asked: Hey, been a while since your last you tube video, you are alright?
I’m alive, I swear! I’ve been thinking about picking up the YouTube thing again but I hardly ever have time (or ideas…meh).
when will all the miley cyrus posts stop
they cant stop
they won’t stop
Harlem Globe Otter